[hops off to find a piece of paper and a pencil and with horrible handwriting writes “I AM EMMA.”]
…EMMA!? Great. An anon did it, didn’t they…?
“Look, I didn’t want to be a sausage”
“Don’t I get a sausage for good luck? It’s kind of a tradition right?”
“I don’t want you to be roman. I want you to be sausage.”
“Sausages just aren’t real to me until I’m staring one in the face.”
“The real world is where the sausages are.”
“You sausage when you sleep”
“You’re not getting away from me. Sausage again.”
“Wait, is your name Sausage?”
“There is always a sausage for those clever enough to find it.”
“I AM THE SAUSAGE KING.”
or this one
“Humor was a good way to hide the sausage”
“She’s so powerful, so beautiful. So sausage.”
All of my friends live near each other.
For them, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”
For me, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”
MY LIFE.
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Who cooks normally?:
How often do they fight?:
What do they do when they’re away from each other?:
Nicknames for each other?:
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
Who steals the covers at night?:
What would they get each other for gifts?:
Who remembers things?:
Who cusses more?:
What would they do if the other one was hurt?:
Who kissed who first?:
Who made the first move?:
Who started the relationship?:
If you don’t reblog this you’ll never meet Tom Hiddleston
Well, I’m certainly not tempting THAT fate.
came up on my dash, so i have to reblog it even if it’s mine
I tried to scroll past but…what if…
honestly … I was too afraid for not reblog …
The things I reblog for Tom Hiddleston…
I chance nothing
you little shit
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